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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
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mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet

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When you were little and you missed the ice cream...

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Watch

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thankyourunluckystars: itsbecauseofthelayers: ...

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Meeting my favorite band member

Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT

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When I go back to school, and everybody is talking... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Guess who gained followers ! LMFAO lol *raises hand* Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard! reblogging for the gif. lmfaaaoo

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